Brad Kamanski Says, As I Get Older I Realize…

#1  –  I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2  –  I consider “In Style” to be the clothes that still fit.

#3  –  I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4  –  My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5  –  The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down.  I’ll remember it.”

#6  –  I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7  –  These days, “on time” is when I get there.

#8  –  Even duct tape can’t fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9  –  Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10  –  Lately, I’ve noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#11  –  “Getting lucky” means walking into  a room and remembering why I’m there.

#12  –  When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment.  Now it feels like a mini vacation.

#13  –  Some days I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.

#14  –  I thought growing old would take longer.

#15  –  Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn’t shut me up.

#16  –  I still haven’t learned to act my age.